The Awesome Tumblr of Awesomeness

Dude, what kind of guy pees himself in front of a dog and a strange girl?

Another story about vigilantism here. Revenge is a dish best served cold (or warm in this case).

In a week filled with deaths of celebrities, this woman is more impressive than all of them.

The only thing that would have made her more awesome is if she had used a butter knife and wax paper to perform a mascectomy. She was the Chuck Norris of doctors.

Further evidence that WASPs are easily pressured into doing stupid things through TV and their innate inferiority complexes.

I need to open a gourmet dog food store in NYC. I’d make mad dough.

Sanford wasn’t mad at Clinton for having the affair, but for having it with a fat chick. It’s well known that Argentine women are among the world’s finest, the Maserati of women, if you will.

Game recognize game. You have impeccable taste, Mr. Sanford.

Do you think the chips were Lay’s? *Rimshot*

Thanks, I’ll be here all night. Tip your waiter.

Really, what does a guy like this say to his 4th prospective baby mama in a year? “Hey boo, let’s get busy and I might put 1/5 on the baby.”

I’m afraid for what might happen if this dude’s super sperm gets anywhere near the Octomom. The states of California and Tennessee may not be able to withstand such a financial calamity.