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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Only awesomeness allowed.</description><title>The Awesome Tumblr of Awesomeness</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @reenum)</generator><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Best Abstinence Advice Ever</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.motherjones.com/riff/2009/11/best-abstinence-advice-ever?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+motherjones%2FTheRiff+%28Mother+Jones+%7C+The+Riff%29&amp;utm_content=Twitter"&gt;Best Abstinence Advice Ever&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;If you’re like me, and you have trouble keeping friendly frontal hugs from turning into full-on depraved bonefests, you’ll appreciate the advice of these rappers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/258756611</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/258756611</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:02:46 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>experienced a Thanksgiving miracle today.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;experienced a Thanksgiving miracle today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/257435384</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/257435384</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:53:28 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Popdose 100: The Best Movies of the Decade</title><description>&lt;a href="http://popdose.com/the-popdose-100-the-best-movies-of-the-decade/"&gt;The Popdose 100: The Best Movies of the Decade&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/256125520</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/256125520</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:01:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Mother Lives in Blogger's Basement</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.sportspickle.com/article:412/mother-lives-in-bloggers-basement"&gt;Mother Lives in Blogger's Basement&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;There’s a school for glass blowing? Sign me up!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/254687246</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/254687246</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:51:37 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Where At Least I Know I'm Free</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/where-at-least-i-know-im-free-by-digby.html"&gt;Where At Least I Know I'm Free&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A graphic showing how Americans view the world. Sadly, it’s true.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252315806</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252315806</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:44:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Finding the laws that govern us</title><description>&lt;a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/finding-laws-that-govern-us.html"&gt;Finding the laws that govern us&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Huge blow to Lexis and Westlaw, and a coup for small firms and solo lawyers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sadly, this also makes caselaw to crackpots and idiots.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not quite sure how I feel about this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252247115</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252247115</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:25:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Internet Vices - Patrick Moberg</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/"&gt;Internet Vices - Patrick Moberg&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Fun little cartoon comparing different social media sites to drugs and alcohol.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252243898</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/252243898</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:21:31 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>'Big Brother 9' champ accused of selling oxycodone</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091020/ap_on_en_tv/us_big_brother_oxycodone"&gt;'Big Brother 9' champ accused of selling oxycodone&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;He just had enough to re-up again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/219394907</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/219394907</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:01:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Man receives get out of jail free card; declines to use it</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.tribune-democrat.com/local/local_story_269234253.html"&gt;Man receives get out of jail free card; declines to use it&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I guess it’s understandable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/203669440</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/203669440</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 17:00:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pakistanis make fetish and bondage gear; profit handsomely</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/28/world/asia/28fetish.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=3&amp;emc=eta1"&gt;Pakistanis make fetish and bondage gear; profit handsomely&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;The lady in the main picture would die if she knew what that whip was going to be used for.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/202150268</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/202150268</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:31:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>700 NYC Teachers Are Paid to Do Nothing </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,528780,00.html"&gt;700 NYC Teachers Are Paid to Do Nothing &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;We need to pay good teachers more and let the market relegate these morons to the jobs at McDonald’s they deserve. Yay unions.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/185600843</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/185600843</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:00:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New online ‘tramp game’ sparks outrage</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/35378/new-online-tramp-game-sparks-outrage/"&gt;New online ‘tramp game’ sparks outrage&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This doesn’t surprise me in the least. I expect nothing less from a people who pride themselves on snobbery and elitism.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/179905956</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/179905956</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:05:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Guys, make sure your woman knows where you are if you’ll...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qg-heCy0CbQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qg-heCy0CbQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guys, make sure your woman knows where you are if you’ll be out of touch for a while.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/179088845</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/179088845</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:03:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>GOP blasts stimulus dollars to study college hook-ups</title><description>&lt;a href="http://briefingroom.thehill.com/2009/08/25/gop-blasts-stimulus-dollars-to-study-college-hook-ups/"&gt;GOP blasts stimulus dollars to study college hook-ups&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’d happily study hooking up. Party at my place, and oh by the way, I just happen to have $219,000 lying around.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/178255662</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/178255662</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:02:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>6 Ways to Improve Reality Dating Shows (With Cruelty)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/six-ways-to-fix-reality-dating-shows/"&gt;6 Ways to Improve Reality Dating Shows (With Cruelty)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;We need this to happen, stat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/177404974</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/177404974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:01:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reasons why you should have a camera phone</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id11fca4caf41cefa4"&gt;Reasons why you should have a camera phone&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I love the shirt on the girl talking to Bill Clinton.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/174206938</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/174206938</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:06:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How China Negotiates With Kidnappers</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.rense.com/general78/howchina.htm"&gt;How China Negotiates With Kidnappers&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Part of me agrees with this approach.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/173288840</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/173288840</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 17:05:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tony the Tiger remembers his roots</title><description>&lt;a href="http://spudcomics.com/2009/06/18/part-of-this-nutritious-breakfast/"&gt;Tony the Tiger remembers his roots&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;What took him so long?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/172422351</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/172422351</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:05:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Physical theories as women</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/physicalwomen.html"&gt;Physical theories as women&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;No wonder I hate Newtonian gravity. She ruined my life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/171588570</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/171588570</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:03:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hidden Subliminal Image Samples</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.artistmike.com/Temp/SubliminalAd.html"&gt;Hidden Subliminal Image Samples&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Why couldn’t they have more interesting things in the background?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/170757395</link><guid>http://reenum.tumblr.com/post/170757395</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:02:45 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
